the difference between ‘i’m 17’ and ‘i was born in 2002’ is night and day my dude bc if u tell me ‘i’m 17’ i’m fine but if u tell me you’re from 2002 then shouldn’t ya be wearing diapers rn
♡ just because nobody loves you romantically doesn’t mean nobody ever will. It also doesn’t mean that you’re unattractive or not worth loving. one day you’re gonna put butterflies in someones stomach but for now just enjoy life ♡
Did anyone else notice that when we were punching nazis everyone hemmed and hawed about it and now were just throwing milkshakes and they are still hemming and hawing about it almost like they will whine if we do *anything* to resist them and we should go back to punching the shit out of them otherwise they will back us into non action
Go in a group, have one or two people throw a milkshake to distract (and possibly ruin an expensive suit), while everyone is distracted going after the milkshake throwers, swoop in and punch.
Or throw a brick or a baseball or something else hard and easy to throw.
There’s also the, “Oh hey it’s so nice to meet you I’m a big supporter and–” then punch; that has the added bonus of making them terrified of their own supporters because you never know if it’s a real supporter or someone who’s going to cold clock you.